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Not as quiet as it may look …

I know it looks really quiet in here now … but, it’s not! All of the writing and updates are currently taking place over here.

By the way, I watched a horror movie last night, named “The Devil Within Her” starring Joan Collins. At first the highly dated clothes, and hair styles, and cars, and just about everything else was amusing. But, to be completely honest, aside from the occasional glimpse of Joan Collins breasts, this was a stupid movie! Joan plays a stipper (though it was hard to tell because of the lack of nudity and completely lame-ass dancing) who rejected the advances of an evil dwarf … and get’s cursed with having a devil possessed child for her trouble. Then, the rest of the movie has everyone repeatedly say how extraordinarily “large” and “strong” the baby is, as he goes about killing nearly everyone in the film.

Yeah, you heard me right - the BABY kills nearly everyone in the film, and the adults keep commenting on his size and strength.

I did learn two important lessons from this movie, though.

1) strip clubs in the 60’s were incredibly non-erotic and lame ~or~ no one in Hollywood at that time had ever been to one.

2) dancing, leering, baby cursing dwarfs may be intrinsically evil, but apparantly they also work in above mentioned (lame-ass) strip clubs.

See, television can be quite educational, even without PBS.