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February 28th, 2006

This is the single best written "Advance Fee Fraud" (also known as Nigerian 419 Scam) email I have ever recieved. The gold? The first sentence where he acknowledges that my inbox is probably flooded with amazingly similar offers … but, of course, his is legit. There’s also a nice bit at the end about how this whole proposed deal is legal.

Uh, huh … legal.

[It goes without saying ... but I'll say it anyway: this is still a scam, don't be a sucker.]

Good day!

I know the internet is already flooded with such messages of invitation for business proposals; i am sure you receive such messages.Though, this medium(Internet) has been greatly abused and cannot be trusted anymore in this time of age, I still choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication to curb this Opportunity of a life time. However,this correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such. I also guarantee you that this deal is hitch free from all what you may think of.

Upon special auditing panel set-up by the Boards of directors of my ISLE OF MAN BANK LTD (London Branch, UK) to investigate all credit account operated by it costumers, that has been in operation for the last five (5) years. I discovered a credit account with A/C N0: NL85ABNA6008341843 floating with a huge funds amounting to(7,467,000.00 USD.).

On further trace I came across the file and found out that the true owner of this funds is Mr. Andreas Schranner, a German who was a property magnate unfortunately lost his life, including his wife and their daughter in the plane crash ( Flight AF4590) which crashed on July 31st 2000 killing all 109 people on board.

For more information visit the web link below: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

I have been monitoring this account ever since I discovered this information and found out that no body has ever came on behalf of the Late Mr. Andreas Schranner as is next of kin for this fund.

I am contacting you as a reliable partner to execute this transaction with me. Upon your acceptance, I will provide you with his account file information�s and documents of deposit of the account and a text of application you will submit to the bank and I will then instruct you on how to claim as the next of kin to the late Mr. Andreas Schranner, so that the funds could be transfer to your overseas A/C, without any question arising from the bank.

And for your information, the transfer payment to apply for as the next of kin should be Five Million Five Hundred Thousand And Fifty Five United States Dollars (5.5,000,055.00 USD.). As soon as you confirm your interest and co-operation with me.

I am so sure that you now that from time immemorial, those who have been inspired to bring change have all employed one thing in common; innovation, creative tools, and most importantly through good thinking. I say this in respect of the above business proposal, which I strongly beleive you will be able to handle. I have no doubt in my mind that there will be a complete life turn around, by the end of this deal. Once an interest is indicated, the necessary documents and information will be supplied to you for authentic clarification. I will give you guidelines on how you can transact with the bank for the approval of the funds to your A/C. For more details reply to my personal mailbox: clementmoorelondon@msn.com with the folowing:

1)Your full names and contact address.
2)Telephone and fax numbers .

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

Regards
Clement Moore.
Auditor,
ISLE OF MAN BANK,
LONDON,U.K.
E-MAIL: clementmoorelondon@msn.com.
Tel: +447031942139.

IT WILL BE MORE BUSINESS-LIKE IF YOU CALL ME ON MY MOST DEDICATED PHONE LINE:
+447031942139.