Runester

This is an excerpt, the whole thing is posted here.

I am absolutely ashamed that I put ‘war and peace’ down long enough to pollute my brain with this glorious piece of shit. I wish Tolstoy would crawl out of his grave, come to my house, and kick me as hard as possible square in the taint for committing this act. Put simply: I am dumber for having read this.

BTW: I found this, I certainly didn’t write it. On the one hand, I haven’t read the book or seen the movie and don’t have much of an opinion on either. On the other hand, I’m not this funny.